Imaginaerum

I asked my stepdad to help me with train schedules for the adventure I’m going on tomorrow, and he was all, “This is well within your abilities to figure out.” No it’s fuckin not. The timetables are confusing as shit, and I’m panicking really hard about having to switch trains twice. I was fine with just having to do it once, but for some reason on the weekends, the trains don’t run straight to the terminal, but through ANOTHER terminal. I just feel so overwhelmed. 

queerminho:

bill weasley being badass and doing whatever a curse breaker exactly does. bill weasley designing tattoos for himself. bill weasley in mama weasley sweaters. bill weasley with his daughter. bill weasley smiling and being happy

bill weasley never cutting his hair or getting rid of his earrings bc fuck your gender roles. bill weasley trying to make a sweater for molly in return and failing so he just just uses it as a blanket for victoire. bill weasley trying to learn french so that his daughter embraces her heritage. bill weasley making George Victoire’s godfather when she’s born bc he knows that that day is particularly hard on george bc it’s fred’s death anniversary and he wants to cheer him up. *sighs* bill weasley 

iriarty:

my Captain owo

iriarty:

my Captain owo

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Anonymous: Whats the problem about dr who? I dont watch it, but are there new characters you dont like or is it the plot..?

sockmonkeyrenegade:

Multiple problems. When I was a young warthog, the Doctor Who I fell in love with was very, very children friendly. Like, not necessarily catered to kids, but Doctor Who literally raised an entire generation of kids in the UK (ask any actor who grew up in the 70s in the UK what show they watched that made them want to act, they will say a Doctor Who), and my dad was one of them, and he wanted to pass that joy on to me. It was a great show for children, it was awe inspiring and wonder filled, the monsters were just scary enough to make you love it, it gave you hope that one day you too could join the Doctor on some crazy adventure. The original reboot very much payed homage to that. Its a bit corny, yes, but endearing, it doesn’t pander to kids, but it’s whimsical and inspiring. All of the Doctors companions are just normal people living normal lives, nothing special to make them these weird “impossible girl” characters. Rose Tyler was a ne’er do well 19 year old who was raised by a single mom and worked in a shop because she had no A levels and never went to uni. Mickey was her mechanic boyfriend. Martha was a med student with a fractured family who made her feel inadequate despite her brilliancy, Donna was a loud mouthed temp from Chiswick who lived with her mom and grandfather, and literally felt her only merit worth note was the speed of her typing. They were normal people. The closest to “special” was Jack, and Jack was a mainly a con man with a heart of gold, sure from a different century, but when we first met him, he wasn’t nearly as extraordinary as he later became (and the Doctor even didn’t want to travel with him because of it, remember that? Well, not you anon, you don’t watch the show). Basically, they were us, and in a way, that added to the fantasy, because what was to say the Doctor wouldn’t pick you up, and find you brilliant for just being you? Then Moffat took over, and literally immediately, things took a dive into “edgy” land. Since I don’t want to pin this entirely on Moffat, as much as I dislike what he has done with the show, his takeover coincided with the BBC realizing that their show was marketable outside of the UK. Doctor Who used to be a show you watched on PBS, much like Downton Abbey is now, it wasn’t in the US to make money. Anyways, once it started being marketed to Americans, things took a definite shift. Production value became slicker, themes became darker, plots became more sensationalized for the sake of it it. And it lost the charm. Like, cool, I’m all for shows evolving, and Lord knows that Doctor Who has evolved in the 50 years it’s been around, but the charm was the constant that MADE it Doctor Who. Now, it’s the same as any other over sensationalized pile of garbage you can see on any other channel. Sorry, I know there are those who feel otherwise, but I’m saying this not only as a fan, but a budding screenwriter. Moffats show running has taken the show into a place that I can no longer endorse. It’s misogynistic, racy for the sake of being racy, they hype up plot points with no real payoff, the twists are weak and are reminiscent of bad fan fiction tropes (and his entire plot with River is LITERALLY based on his fan fiction headcanon from his youth), it has no sense of history and cohesiveness compared to the way RTD wrote the show, the world it exists in seems completely disconnected from our own, and my main beef? The companions aren’t us anymore. They aren’t ne’er do wells and normal people, they’re all these “special” one dimensional characters, because Moffat can’t seem to write a woman whose being a trope isn’t their only reason anyone would find them interesting. Mainly because he honestly believes women aren’t interesting at face value, I think. But yeah, that’s my problem with Doctor Who. Or at least some of them, there are others who have articulated this better than me.

prufrockslovesong:

naturallybohemian:

This motivated me to study. Thanks tiny cactus.

THE TINY CACTUS IS BACK

prufrockslovesong:

naturallybohemian:

This motivated me to study. Thanks tiny cactus.

THE TINY CACTUS IS BACK

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via nopeicant)

pacificpikachu:

Fire chickens, and non-fire chickens! Don’t worry, the chickies were only away from their mother for a few minutes to take these.

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fuckyeahgranadaholmes:

On April 24th 1984, a new Sherlock Holmes series from Granada Television premiered for the very first time on our television screens. The series was titled The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes and the episode was “A Scandal in Bohemia.” It starred Jeremy Brett as Sherlock Holmes, David Burke as Dr. John Watson, and guest starred Gayle Hunnicutt as Irene Adler.

switch-off-the-stars:

squidsqueen:

dw:

when did we replace the word “said” with “was like”

When it occured to us that “said” implies a direct quote, while “was like” clarifies that you mean to communicate the person’s tone and general point without quoting them word for word.

THANK YOU

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beau-friend:

queer hogwarts kids making buttons w/ preferred pronouns on them that are charmed to yell when ppl use the wrong ones

(Source: trashculinity, via strawberreli)

sixpenceee:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roanoke_Colony
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Murray_Spear
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arecibo_reply
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tanganyika_Laughter_Epidemic
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Mad_Gasser_of_Mattoon
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Concrete-Encased_High_School_Girl_Murder_Case
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peoples_Temple
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/UKUSA
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MRSA
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sailing_stones
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thalidomide
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unit_731
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bunny_Man
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sedlec_Ossuary
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bubbly_Creek
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Original_Spanish_Kitchen
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_Bonnet_syndrome
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Voynich_manuscript
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Markovian_parallax_denigrate
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toynbee_tiles
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alien_hand_syndrome
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phaistos_Disc
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pykrete
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Capgras_delusion
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polywater
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whole-body_transplant
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Head_transplant
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_J._White
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vladimir_Demikhov
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guided_rat
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Exploding_head_syndrome
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hamster_zona-free_ovum_test
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quantum_immortality
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chandre_Oram
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lina_Medina
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mellified_Man
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/STS-75
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atuk
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kennedy_Curse
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cure_for_Insomnia
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pripyat%2C_Ukraine
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/British_Rail_flying_saucer
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mary_Tofts
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trepanation
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grey_Goo
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Grinning_Man
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crawfordsville_monster
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dulce_Base
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Junko_Furuta
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Hermitage_%28Ontario%29
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donner_Party
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Albert_Fish
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Starchild_skull
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jersey_Devil
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Parsons
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Faces_of_belmez
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Parker_Ray
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Total_information_awareness
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penis_panic
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wilhelm_Reich
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Mahavishnu_Orchestra
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Devil%27s_Footprints
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Great_Thunderstorm%2C_Widecombe
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Bloop
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Out_of_place_artifacts
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mothman
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shadowpeople
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ararat_anomaly
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/String_theory
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tunguska_event
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/British_big_cats
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goatman_%28cryptozoology%29
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greys
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jackalope
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stargate_Project
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spring_Heeled_Jack
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Owlman
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anomalous_phenomenon
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bermuda_triangle
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Overtoun_Bridge
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Mad_Gasser_of_Mattoon
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chupa_%28anomaly%29
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Silverpilen
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lost_Dutchman%27s_Gold_Mine
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aokigahara
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pope_Lick_Monster
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shadow_people
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steam_tunnel_incident
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Montauk_Project
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moll_Dyer
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Belchen_Tunnel
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boy_Scout_Lane
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Devil%27s_Footprints
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chase_Vault
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dyatlov_pass_accident
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tunguska_event
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Borley_Rectory
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clapham_Wood_Mystery
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reality_shift
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moberly-Jourdain_incident
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ed_Gein
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adam_%28unsolved_Thames_murder_case%29
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Who_put_Bella_in_the_Wych_Elm%3F
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cleveland_Torso_Murderer
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monster_of_Glamis
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ediacaran_biota
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/H._H._Holmes
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Loveland_Frog
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mariana_UFO_Incident
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amelia_Earhart
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Valentich_Disappearance
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Original_Night_Stalker
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Dahlia
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joachim_Kroll
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_K%C3%BCrten
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gilles_de_Rais
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joseph_Vacher
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Melonheads
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/D._B._Cooper
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Albert_Fish
The horror doesn’t stop here though. I have lots more masterposts:
masterpost of horror games
masterpost of creepy online games
masterpost of creepy websites
masterpost of gothic/horror novels (yes I link you to a PDF version of the entire book!)
masterpost to make you feel better (when all the horror is too much)
The following aren’t masterposts, but they have an abundance of information
Ways to contact the dead
Creepy meaning behind nursery rhymes
Creepiest glitch experiences
Creepy facts compilation
Compilation of horror pranks
Paranormal Science Resources
Map of monsters/ghosts/cryptids in the USA
Alien Abduction experiences

sixpenceee:

  1. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roanoke_Colony
  2. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Murray_Spear
  3. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arecibo_reply
  4. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tanganyika_Laughter_Epidemic
  5. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Mad_Gasser_of_Mattoon
  6. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Concrete-Encased_High_School_Girl_Murder_Case
  7. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peoples_Temple
  8. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/UKUSA
  9. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MRSA
  10. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sailing_stones
  11. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thalidomide
  12. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unit_731
  13. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bunny_Man
  14. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sedlec_Ossuary
  15. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bubbly_Creek
  16. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Original_Spanish_Kitchen
  17. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_Bonnet_syndrome
  18. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Voynich_manuscript
  19. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Markovian_parallax_denigrate
  20. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toynbee_tiles
  21. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alien_hand_syndrome
  22. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phaistos_Disc
  23. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pykrete
  24. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Capgras_delusion
  25. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polywater
  26. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whole-body_transplant
  27. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Head_transplant
  28. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_J._White
  29. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vladimir_Demikhov
  30. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guided_rat
  31. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Exploding_head_syndrome
  32. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hamster_zona-free_ovum_test
  33. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quantum_immortality
  34. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chandre_Oram
  35. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lina_Medina
  36. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mellified_Man
  37. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/STS-75
  38. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atuk
  39. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kennedy_Curse
  40. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cure_for_Insomnia
  41. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pripyat%2C_Ukraine
  42. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/British_Rail_flying_saucer
  43. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mary_Tofts
  44. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trepanation
  45. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grey_Goo
  46. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Grinning_Man
  47. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crawfordsville_monster
  48. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dulce_Base
  49. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Junko_Furuta
  50. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Hermitage_%28Ontario%29
  51. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donner_Party
  52. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Albert_Fish
  53. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Starchild_skull
  54. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jersey_Devil
  55. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Parsons
  56. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Faces_of_belmez
  57. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Parker_Ray
  58. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Total_information_awareness
  59. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penis_panic
  60. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wilhelm_Reich
  61. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Mahavishnu_Orchestra
  62. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Devil%27s_Footprints
  63. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Great_Thunderstorm%2C_Widecombe
  64. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Bloop
  65. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Out_of_place_artifacts
  66. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mothman
  67. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shadowpeople
  68. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ararat_anomaly
  69. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/String_theory
  70. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tunguska_event
  71. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/British_big_cats
  72. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goatman_%28cryptozoology%29
  73. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greys
  74. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jackalope
  75. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stargate_Project
  76. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spring_Heeled_Jack
  77. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Owlman
  78. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anomalous_phenomenon
  79. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bermuda_triangle
  80. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Overtoun_Bridge
  81. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Mad_Gasser_of_Mattoon
  82. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chupa_%28anomaly%29
  83. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Silverpilen
  84. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lost_Dutchman%27s_Gold_Mine
  85. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aokigahara
  86. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pope_Lick_Monster
  87. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shadow_people
  88. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steam_tunnel_incident
  89. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Montauk_Project
  90. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moll_Dyer
  91. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Belchen_Tunnel
  92. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boy_Scout_Lane
  93. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Devil%27s_Footprints
  94. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chase_Vault
  95. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dyatlov_pass_accident
  96. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tunguska_event
  97. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Borley_Rectory
  98. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clapham_Wood_Mystery
  99. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reality_shift
  100. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moberly-Jourdain_incident
  101. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ed_Gein
  102. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adam_%28unsolved_Thames_murder_case%29
  103. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Who_put_Bella_in_the_Wych_Elm%3F
  104. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cleveland_Torso_Murderer
  105. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monster_of_Glamis
  106. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ediacaran_biota
  107. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/H._H._Holmes
  108. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Loveland_Frog
  109. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mariana_UFO_Incident
  110. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amelia_Earhart
  111. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Valentich_Disappearance
  112. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Original_Night_Stalker
  113. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Dahlia
  114. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joachim_Kroll
  115. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_K%C3%BCrten
  116. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gilles_de_Rais
  117. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joseph_Vacher
  118. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Melonheads
  119. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/D._B._Cooper
  120. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Albert_Fish

The horror doesn’t stop here though. I have lots more masterposts:

masterpost of horror games

masterpost of creepy online games

masterpost of creepy websites

masterpost of gothic/horror novels (yes I link you to a PDF version of the entire book!)

masterpost to make you feel better (when all the horror is too much)

The following aren’t masterposts, but they have an abundance of information

Ways to contact the dead

Creepy meaning behind nursery rhymes

Creepiest glitch experiences

Creepy facts compilation

Compilation of horror pranks

Paranormal Science Resources

Map of monsters/ghosts/cryptids in the USA

Alien Abduction experiences

(via nopeicant)