There was a cute Destiel kiss on my computer and my niece looked over my shoulder
Lizzie (note she is 9 years old): Is that Dean and Castiel?
Lizzie: I don't think that would work
Me: Why not?
Lizzie: I thought Castiel was married.
Me: No, the actor who plays Castiel is married. Castiel is very single.
Lizzie: Oh. *pause* You know what would be really weird?
Lizzie: If someone used an umbrella as a fishing pole. (She noticed my umbrella in the corner)
And that was the end of the conversation. The only problem she had with two boys making out under the mistletoe was if one of them was married to someone else. My niece basically wins.